stupid idiot bastard disorder (self diagnosed)
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Banana time
Literally any sort of media, whether in person or on the Internet: [contains the word ‘worm’
Me:

The two most culturally important things from the past few years are Friday by Rebecca Black because we learned we like hating things more than we like liking them and Cookie Clicker cause we figured out the only reason people play video games is to watch the numbers go up and since then we’ve just been applying those lessons to new and better incarnations of those two things.
happy anniversary of the pinnacle of humankind, its been downhill for the last 16 years
Nickelodeon’s present to me for my sixth birthday was the best episode of Spongebob, how nice
Day 634—
I am now considered a member of the mining crew, with any luck they will make me foreman. The riches of St. Petersburg awaits. Perhaps I will buy a silk tophat?
HAPPY FRIDAY FRIENDS!
Make your weekend a good one.






